It all started on the evening of 19 September 2026 with an idea: a personal JARVIS. The model was the digital butler from the Iron Man films, an assistant who knows the whole computer, listens and acts on its own.
The starting point was modest. A laptop running Windows 11 with an AMD Ryzen 5 5500U, 16 GB of soldered memory and the built-in Radeon graphics. The laptop’s display was broken, so it has been hooked up to the TV ever since. Internet came over mobile data, because the landline router had not been delivered yet.
Local instead of cloud. The first attempt used the Hermes agent framework and an online model via OpenRouter. It failed that same evening, first on a malformed request, then on missing credit. The consequence: “Screw the online connection.” Since then the language model has run locally, at first through Ollama. The choice fell on an uncensored model, because the safety rules were to be set by the owner, not by the manufacturer.
A painful download. The model file of about 6.5 GB came in over mobile data, at times at 350 KB/s. On the first night the download crashed the router. Only after several attempts and a detour through a phone as a hotspot was the model there on the evening of 20.09.
JARVIS becomes ULTIA. On 20.09. the first dashboard was built: dark, futuristic, with a large glowing core. After trying orange-gold and midnight purple, it stayed with the toxic green ULTIA still wears today. Instead of the male film voice it was to be a female one. At 6:28 pm the name was set: ULTIA. As an extra safeguard, Asimov’s three laws of robotics became part of how she works.
The first wishes from that day are partly still on the list: connecting e-mail, calendar, WhatsApp and Discord, giving ULTIA access to screen and input, protecting sensitive data with the fingerprint reader, listening for a voice command and muting her with a button or a call.